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Nov. 29th, 2020

Beyonce

Your dynasty is incomplete without a chief like me.


I press trigger, I don't press ppl buttons

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Nov. 9th, 2008

cunt

kill de lights

Mr. Photographer, I think Im ready for my close-up (tonight!)
Make sure you catch me from my good side (pick one!)

Oct. 3rd, 2008

brenda

“TINY FOOTPRINTS, EVEN ON LAND” – Sarah Palin on drilling offshore

She is so scripted, she just keeps trying to get back to her robot speech but you know what, she is good. She is better than the blonde female republicans, I’ll give her that.

Sep. 30th, 2008

kardashian

foodie




In a dream world one could live entirely on a diet of beef jerky and gelato. And my mom’s rice and beans, which she sent me an entire container of that will likely only last one more day because I’ve been eating it around the clock.

Apr. 3rd, 2008

faggot

yr sick cuz I'm a bitch, and I'm holdin' it down

Aahahaha tonight on my way home from work at a red light a sexy male coworker totally saw me snap – Can’t Speak French came on lol – in his rearview mirror. I didn't think he was watching, but when I looked up he so was. The speed at which he bolted when the light turned green leads me to believe he thought I was gaysignaling to him. And I felt totally embarrassed. But what a gay does in his own damn car is his own gay business. Gay.

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